Summer

So summer nears and all of the diet (f)ads are out....."How to Shrink Your Waist Fast"..."Get Ready for Summer..Lose 10 lbs in a Week!"   

I can't help but chuckle when I think about how irrelevant those ads are to my present "growing waist" condition. Yeah, while other women are focusing on slimming down, I'm getting ready to expand like I've never expanded before. So much for a small waist anytime soon...I'm thinking this will be closer to reality:

I'm not sure I'm liking this image of myself!!!! haha