So, I've been a bit of a hypochondriac lately living in our greasy apartment and was speculating that maybe I have bacterial meningitis because my neck hurts (quite the leap I know, but I told you I am being a hypochondriac..)

Anyway, while I am reporting my symptom to my husband who should be listening attentively and lovingly, he says:
Oh! My vision is blurry! Wait, I'm not wearing my glasses; this is how it always is!

Thanks honey.