While we're sitting at dinner...

Me (looking at my left arm): Hey, my arm looks fat

Jon (without paying undue attention to it): No, it's the same

Me: But it's not. I remember my arm used to be the same thinness all the way down and now it's fat there. Just look.

Jon: Well, if anything it's a little swollen, that's all, just slightly.

Me: So you're agreeing it's fat?

Jon: Why won't you let me tell you what you should want to hear?

hahaha....